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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Natural Compound in Rice and Coffee May Protect Against Heart Attacks - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Still no good
Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Why does Taylor Swift endorse Harris when Harris supports open borders?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Switch 2 Tears Of The Kingdom Confirms Link Respects Women - Kotaku
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Box Office: ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ to Fly to $75 Million in Opening Weekend - Variety
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
What is Project Astra by Google?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Sci-fi action-RPG Hell is Us gets PC demo out today on Steam - Eurogamer
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
The Best Of Roots Picnic Made Up For The Absolute Worst - HuffPost
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons